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Dirty habits - the list is endless. But one of the worst, from Doctor Sphinx Industries' perspective, is that of elongated toe-nails. An ugly and unhygienic practice, excessive lengthening of the toe-nails has long been associated with the barbarians who pride themselves - indeed, measure themselves - by the length of said toe nails. For the more civilised amongst us, there is the Fantastic Toe Nail Shortener - version 1.2.

FTNS-v1.2

EGP25.00Price
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  • Simply apply your foot into the FTNS-v1.2, and watch your uncivilisedness be painlessly snipped away. Only available up to size 12 feet - above this foot size, painlessness can no longer be guaranteed.

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