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We gladly will accept returns and refund your purchased price, on condition your guillotine is returned in the same state as purchased, and has not been used. (No quick purchases on Friday for a surreptitious weekend execution, only to return for a refund on Monday).

Unfortunately, due to new anti-terrorism laws in many jurisdictions, this product is now considered a weapon, and sale is by pick-up only. Next time you are in the De-Nile region of Egypt, feel free to stop by and shop to your heart's guillotining content.