Scalpel

We gladly will accept returns and refund your purchased price, on condition your implement is returned in the same state as purchased, and has not been used. (No quick purchases on a Friday afternoon for a surreptitious weekend operation, only to return for a refund on Monday).

Unfortunately, due to strict malpractice regulations in many jurisdictions, and the propensity for governments to hold vendor organisations responsible for folk whose only crime was practicing medicine (in the true sense of the word "practicing"), this product is not available for shipping, and sale is by pick-up only. Next time you are in the De-Nile region of Egypt, feel free to stop by and shop to your heart's scalpeling content.