Uncircumcisedness... of the lips. Not a particularly pleasant topic, but certainly one that affects people. Even good people. Even Moses - Exodus 6:12. But Doctor Sphinx Industries are not here to bring you problems - we bring you the solutions. And thus you can say goodbye to that unsightly obstruction to your eloquence and charisma using our Excellently Precise Lip Circumcisor, version 1.8, or EPLCv1.8, as it is affectionately known to its growing list of satisfied customers. (Also good for wart removal).
EPLC-v1.8
Simply apply the EPLCv1.8 to the lip overgrowth (or wart), and squeeze the handle for the cutting blade. Your problem will be resolved in seconds - but be warned - it is sure to smart for a moment or two.
Please note that the EPLCv1.75 has been recalled due to legal issues, and is therefore no longer available.