We've all been there. Invited to a bris that you just couldn't think of an excuse to get out of, and now the mohel (or mohelet, for the more egalitarian Messianics/Jews out there) is caught up in traffic, and everyone is put out. Enter the yarmulke of masterful-mohelets-momentary-melioration and a suitably sterilised sharp implement, and save everybody's time. Maybe even earn a small fee, and for the single and looking girl, impress that quiet but attractive guy off to the side that you're interested in. For the single and independent girl, help to crumble the last walls of patriarchy, and veritably demonstrate that everything boys can do, girls can do better. Sorry guys, due to very specific design features, this one is only available for ladies.
Yarmulke of masterful-mohelets-momentary-melioration
This yarmulke provides the wearer with everything (barring sterilised, sharp implements) she will need to conduct a bris.
Important note: Prior to performing the ceremonial rights, be sure to confirm the occasion is actually a bris, rather than a christening. Both appear similar at face value, but there are important differences, and getting them confused may lead to one having to provide some awkward explanations.