Since Adam infected mankind with sin in Genesis 3:6, the Earth has been filled with spiritual afflictions. Of the lips (Exodus 6:30), eyes (Matthew 6:23), hearts (Deuteronomy 10:16), ears (Jeremiah 6:10), mouths, noses, hands and feet (Psalm 115:5-7) etc. The yarmulke of painful-but-nonetheless-spiritually-beneficial-minor-surgery can assist the wearer in addressing such ailments. Not guaranteed to be pain-free, but certainly healthier.
Yarmulke of painful-but-nonetheless-spiritually-beneficial-minor-surgery
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Spiritual minor-surgery needed in a hurry? Try the yarmulke of painful-but-nonetheless-spiritually-beneficial-minor-surgery.
Note that all procedures involving the heart are not considered minor, and this yarmulke may therefore not be the best tool for these.