So you've done it again! Your too-big-for-your-own-good ego has insulted, offended or otherwise inconvenienced a close friend, collegue or love interest, and now you're trapped in a sort of stalemate. Look no further, friend - the yarmulke of sack-cloth-and-ashes-for-the-humbly-penitent is here. What better way to show someone who you've upset that you are truly sorry, than buying said someone a bouquet of flowers whilst wearing the yarmulke of sack-cloth-and-ashes-for-the-humbly-penitent?
(If you're experiencing ongoing ego problems, you may also want to consider purchasing the yarmulke for the-elimination-of-stubborn-to-remove-protrusions-of-pride, for a steady-handed friend or student-surgeon collegue to help you get rid of that ugly, little menace for good).
Yarmulke of sack-cloth-and-ashes-for-the-humbly-penitent
Used for those situations where you've really put your foot in it - or feet in it - and there simply aren't enough flowers on the Earth to purchase forgiveness.