Have you ever wondered just what the Ku Klux Klan get up to in their secret meetings, but you have been rejected from joining to find out, because you are somewhat Jewish? Or have you ever not been invited to some sort of gathering because of age, skin colour, gender, or something else you can't help, but still wanted to find out what the others do? Enter the yarmulke of top-secret-invisibility, and attend these events at your leisure. Sure, you won't be able to talk to anyone (unless you want to freak them out a little), but at least you will satisfy that insatiable curiosity.
Yarmulke of top-secret-invisibility
This yarmulke is guaranteed to make the optimally-headed wearer (and his clothes) invisible to all eyes, prying or not-so-prying.
Please be aware the yarmulke has strength to make only 3 layers of clothing invisible. Wearing more layers than this may lead to strange looks from those who perchance observe.