Kangaroo Court CFers

Adoring fans of the infamous one and only Doctor and Sphinx were shocked recently at his banning from CF again! This time, the red-nose-wearing, maladroit magistrates of moderation have alleged that the good doctor has a Sock Account.

One can only assume that these accusations were made as the Doctor bravely (brashly?) boarded a band-wagon mocking one of the sacred cows of the New World Order - Feminism. Unfortunately, the overzealous commissars of Communism, acting in their parallel capacities of Judge, Jury and Executioner, seemed unable to differentiate between a real Muslim and an Egyptian Doctor/Sphinx, which is ironic, given the New World Order values they are trying to push ("So we all look the same to you?").

While mildly amused at the gross incompetence displayed in this clearly political decision, the Doctor remarked that so-called Christians embracing worship of - or at least paying homage to - the world's idols is a saddening sign of the times.